An inspirational message from your friends at Twenty20.
Boulevard Brewing Company
Boulevard is one of my favorite success stories and this video makes me really thirsty.
Hump Day Self-Esteem Boost
If you’re like me, you sometimes feel unattractive, unsuccessful and just generally insecure. When I’m feeling down in the dumps, I like to look at pictures on the internet that make me think, “Oh! Life could be so much worse!”
So thanks to The Pitch and all the attendees of Rockfest, I just got a great injection of esteem-building photographs. So check out The Pitch’s NSFW gallery of images of people who are probably having a day worse than yours.
Famous Missourians Who Didn’t Make the Cut
Congrats, Rush! Let’s see what other famous Missourian’s you beat out for this year’s honor.
- Jesse James (Thief, Murderer)
- Kenneth Lay (Convicted of Securities Fraud)
- Robert Berdella (Serial Killer)
- Charles “Mad Dog” Gargotta (Enforcer, Kansas City Crime Family)
- David Cook (American Idol Contestant)
These are some sketches created with a Mindwave and Processing. The lines are plotted based on my meditation and attention levels. If you’re curious, I was watching 30 Rock when these were made. Wanna see a movie of what it looks like as these are being drawn? Well here ya go.
Hey guys. I fixed up Tan Mom!
Mind-controlled slot car
I have no complaints about my day job.
It’s a success!
Here’s Chris controlling a slot car with his brain:
The more relaxed he is, the faster the car goes.
Get ready for brain races! The next step is hooking up the second car. Stay tuned.
/alan
Whenever I feel bad about not working as hard as I probably should, I just swing by Facebook and I feel a tiny bit better.
I use social media to do stupid things.
You know who I’m jealous of?
I’m jealous of people who have vision. Those insufferable assholes who can look at a blank canvas and know exactly what to draw. I’m envious of anyone who creates something out of nothing and makes it seem like it wasn’t a big deal.
I’m insanely jealous of people who are smart. When I’m struggling with A, B and C, they’ve already mastered X, Y and Z. There’s no catching up to smart people. They know much more than you and they’re polite enough not to brag about it. Fuckers.
The well-spoken and the quick-witted, I envy you both. You always know the right words to say. I always know the right words to say the day after they needed to be said.
I envy people who have the patience to edit their first draft instead of hitting “post” when they’re done typing. Here, let me demonstrate.
