Doin’ Push-ups!
This is my good friend Scott, one of the funniest people I know. You will enjoy this video. Oh yes, you will.
Ways In Which My Life Has Changed Since Becoming The Pitch’s “Best Comedy Blog”
- People are starting to recognize me on the street and say things like, “Why are you laying on the street?”
- Many local bars stopped charging me for ice.
- My self-esteem has reached levels I haven’t experienced since puberty.
- The city decided to change the name of Avenida Cesar E Chavez to Chris M Riebschlager Avenue.
- Googling my name now shows more results for my blog, fewer results for “lewd conduct conviction.”
- I’m once again allowed inside the Ward Parkway Target store, on a trial basis.
- Food just seems to taste better now.
READY. AIM. SAVE.
I hadn’t checked my Yahoo mail in a while so I thought I’d just head over there and…OH MY GOD SHE’S INSIDE MY BRAIN.
OCTO-PIE WALL STREET
We are the 99% delicious.
I’m Somebody!
I’m really honored and giddy as a schoolgirl to be part of The Pitch’s 2011 Best of Kansas City. The816 is now legally the best comedy blog in town until 2012. Wow. Thanks guys, I think you’re totally swell also.
Morbid Dessert Names
- Death by Chocolate
- Ethnic Cleansing Cobbler
- Triple Murder/Suicide Apple Tort
- Hunting Accident Cheesecake
- Pineapple Upside-Down Asphyxiation
- Genocidal Bundt Cake
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Me and the Pacific.
(The water was freezing.)
What I Think the Lyrics to the Community Theme Song Are
Give me some more diamond treats.
Give me a holster vitamin cream.
Somebody’s spayed, it could be her.
It could be molten, tied-up cheddar beer.
I can’t count the reasons I should stay.
One by one they all just fade away.
Guy on a Buffalo - Episode 2
This is a thing of beauty.
Ad agency white boards. Always entertaining.
