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The816 is the blog of Chris Riebschlager. He's a web developer, Kansas City resident and writer of funny lists.

How Good This BBQ Sauce Is

  • It’s so good that Pitchfork gave it an unprecedented 9.9.
  • If the last drop of this sauce landed on Hitler’s butt, I’d lick it off.
  • This sauce dated Pamela Anderson, back when that meant something.
  • This sauce would eat itself if it weren’t for the metaphysical ramifications.