Hurricane Earl
- …needs you to follow him down to the Dairy Queen and jump-start his truck.
- …just pissed all over your toilet seat and tried to blame it on the dog.
- …could use a couple of bucks, just until Thursday.
- …sent bestiality porn to your work email.
- …suggests that we kill them all and let god sort them out.
- …has had it up to here with the liberal media conspiracy.
