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The816 is the blog of Chris Riebschlager. He's a web developer, Kansas City resident and writer of funny lists.

What I Think the Lyrics to the Community Theme Song Are

Give me some more diamond treats.

Give me a holster vitamin cream.

Somebody’s spayed, it could be her.

It could be molten, tied-up cheddar beer.

I can’t count the reasons I should stay.

One by one they all just fade away.