Ways In Which My Life Has Changed Since Becoming The Pitch’s “Best Comedy Blog”
- People are starting to recognize me on the street and say things like, “Why are you laying on the street?”
- Many local bars stopped charging me for ice.
- My self-esteem has reached levels I haven’t experienced since puberty.
- The city decided to change the name of Avenida Cesar E Chavez to Chris M Riebschlager Avenue.
- Googling my name now shows more results for my blog, fewer results for “lewd conduct conviction.”
- I’m once again allowed inside the Ward Parkway Target store, on a trial basis.
- Food just seems to taste better now.
