The816

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The816 is the blog of Chris Riebschlager. He's a web developer, Kansas City resident and writer of funny lists.

What Your Office Decorations Say About You

  • Less than ten concert posters: I really enjoy this band.
  • More than ten concert posters: I am in this band.
  • Anne Geddes poster of a baby dressed as a flower: I have ten more posters like this in my very pink bedroom.
  • Star Wars Action Figures: Uh, no idiot. Those are Star Trek action figures. I don’t even think I want to fix your computer now.
  • Liquor Bottles: I’ve reached a comfortable place with my alcoholism.
  • Successories Motivational Poster: I am completely unqualified to lead people.
  • Simpsons Figurines: I think the series peaked with season 8 but I think seasons 12 and 15 had some highlights and I would like to talk about them at length.