My Mission Statement (Initial Drafts)
- Chris asks “What’s the worst that could happen?” And if the answer isn’t, “You’ll be eaten by bears” then he will do that thing.
- Chris will provide effective business solutions that leverage consumer insights and then he will then eat some tacos and take a nap.
- Chris is committed to the ongoing development of business relationships that result in free beer.
- Chris will do his best to stay awake while you’re talking.
- Chris’ mission is to Google other company’s mission statements and then copy and paste the best parts of each that create the best solution for your unique business challenges.
- Chris is the Midwest’s largest provider of awesomeness and it committed to being awesome at all times.
