How to Tell the Difference Between Alligators and Crocodiles
- Alligators call elevators “lifts”
- Crocodiles are almost always drunk
- Alligators smell vaguely like Drakkar Noir
- Most crocodiles have liberal arts degrees
- Female alligators are bigger and sassier than the males
- Crocodiles have a false sense of entitlement
- Alligators put ketchup on everything
