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The816 is the blog of Chris Riebschlager. He's a web developer, Kansas City resident and writer of funny lists.

Rights You Didn’t Know You Were Waiving By Accepting the iTunes Terms & Conditions

  • Apple can delete any Abba MP3s at any time for any reason.
  • Apple reserves the right to report all listening data to your mother.
  • Legally, you can only use iTunes on Thursdays.
  • iTunes Genius may make disparaging remarks about your poor taste.
  • Apple does not have to refund the cost of Creed albums you purchased while drunk.

Wired, January 2004 - Apple’s To-Do List

Well done, Apple. You’ve made most all of this happen in some form or another. But where the hell is my Finding Nemo web browser?!?