Today’s Complaint List
- How is it even possible that someone can send a 250-word email that contains absolutely no information?
- It turns out that the light I saw at the end of the tunnel was actually just the glow of a neon sign that read “Actual Light: 4000 Miles.”
- What I need to do and what I want to do are reaching new levels of disparity.
- Writing complaint lists on the internet. I mean who does that?










